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A good looking man walked into an agent's office
In Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome,
and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I
will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will
NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm
telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together," the guy said
and he left the agent's office.

Five years later ...... The agent opens an envelope sent to his
office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The
agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads
the letter enclosed...

Dear Sir,
Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After
I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were
right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to
your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made
it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my
appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.

Yours faithfully,

Dick van Dyke