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Subject Topic: The ages of men.
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05/5/2013 at 6:34am
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Geography of a woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, wont change, and is ruthless.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END

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David

    

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07/5/2013 at 6:09pm
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What happens at 81

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07/5/2013 at 10:07pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Brian P. on 07/5/2013
What happens at 81

The nuts are willing but the regeime is weak.

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Dance before the storm and don't look back to where you've been.

If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you obviously haven't grasped the gravity of the situation.

I don't want it I just need it.



09/5/2013 at 2:04pm
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Ages of man

16 - 25      Tri Weekly
25 - 35      Tri Weakly
35 - 45      Try Weekly
46 - 60      Try Weakly
60+           Try


12/5/2013 at 8:12pm
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