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mike.wilkinson

14/6/2013 at 5:07am
Location: north east lincs
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

        A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.

        A passing tramp stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"

        The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"

        The tramp turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."

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they said it couldnt be done so i left it and went camping

a bad days camping is better than a good day at work

moppetsdad

14/6/2013 at 5:54am
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David

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!

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