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19/8/2013 at 5:03pm
 Location: Blackpool Lancashire
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Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.

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19/8/2013 at 5:22pm
 Location: West Yorkshire
 Outfit: Land Rover DiscoveryCoachman VIP 535 4
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Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand?

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19/8/2013 at 11:06pm
 Location: Padded Cell
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Because it was called a finger when it was new!

Gram

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What's the difference between a chicken?


20/8/2013 at 7:22am
 Location: DURHAM
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What's the difference between a chicken?
The space between its legs, that's an old one haha


20/8/2013 at 8:34am
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Old people didn't get that because they were brought up on chick-hens and cockerels.

But that is not politically correct to any poultry that is transsexual.


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20/8/2013 at 3:48pm
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No, correct answer -
One leg's both the same.....

Gram

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What's the difference between a chicken?


03/9/2013 at 2:25pm
 Location: birmingham
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if a fly had no wings would it be called a WALK

sorry couldnt help it


03/9/2013 at 10:27pm
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Why do Dentists call their business a "Practice"?

I don't let anybody practice on my teeth.

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03/9/2013 at 11:03pm
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Why do doctors and nurses perform in a theatre?



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