Brilliant; what (for me) adds to it is the closing comment from Flecker - reminds me one of the questions about Australia which were posted on an Australian Tourism Website:
(see here)
"Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A. A-U-S-T-R-I-A is the quaint little country bordering G-E-R-M-A-N-Y, which is...oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys' Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked."
Gram
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I think he had a point Stuart,after all whatever comes out of an Essexman's mouth can hardly be called English. Even those from Wishaw are more eloquent (if you can hear them over the noise of the little bells ).
------------- Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver
Brilliant, we put a small one up when we moved in here and the old lady at the back claimed her husband fell off the chair the first time it lit up, and would I kindly aim it down please. It ended up lighting up just the patio door and she still reckoned it was too bright
When Kennedy visited Macmillan at Birch Grove the gardens were so well lit from the house that you couldn't see the house from the garden - it was just the brightness of the light. Designed so that the security guards could see anyone approaching but they couldn't see them.
------------- Ollie
2016
Monplaisir - Provence
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