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PersonSmudge1971
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two eldrely ladies were sitting on a park bench , when out of the bushes jumped a flasher.
One of the ladies had a stroke ,and the other couldnt reach..
I know I'll get my coat.


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Well i thot it funny

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I heard it was the Pope's favourite joke.

He and his wife used to really chuckle over it.


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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year.

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The flasher who met his friend in the street one beautiful summer's morning.

"It's nice out today" said the friend.

"Yes" agreed the flasher. "I think I'll leave it out"


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Some think being a flasher is perverted,but I reckon it shows a lot of balls.

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Personjeff juke
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Its only kinky the first time you try it..

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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 06/11/2014
Its only kinky the first time you try it..


That's what my wife said.


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I know it's not a joke, but it is related. Back at the start of the 80's my oh and some couples-friends of ours where having a drink in the World's End pub in Edinburgh High St.

We were having a good old chinwag totally oblivious to those around us, when 2 policemen approached the table. They asked us if we wanted to press charges against the man at the jukebox who'd been flashing us !!! We in all honesty couldn't because we hadn't seen anything. They promptly marched him out the pub.

The barman shook his head, and said something along the line of "well if that doesn't take the biscuit?" The whole pub found out and great myrth by all was had.

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Quote: Originally posted by Smudge1971 on 05/11/2014two eldrely ladies were sitting on a park bench , when out of the bushes jumped a flasher.
One of the ladies had a stroke ,and the other couldnt reach..
I know I'll get my coat.


I seem to remember this from last year.


Personmoppetsdad
06/11/2014 at 4:41pm
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You are supposed to recycle things now days!

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Quote: Originally posted by ianclose on 06/11/2014
Quote: Originally posted by Smudge1971 on 05/11/2014
two eldrely ladies were sitting on a park bench , when out of the bushes jumped a flasher.One of the ladies had a stroke ,and the other couldnt reach..
I know I'll get my coat.


I seem to remember this from last year.

It's been done many times before - I've now given up telling them as I felt pointing out their Alzheimers was a bit rude.

At least Pnefan embellished it a bit back in July.

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Camping Les Gorges du Loup



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