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PersonBaguette95
15/12/2014 at 10:13am
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"Deck the Halls, La La la Laa,"

I did. Mr & Mrs Hall are not happy!


PersonSGThomas
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Last year I pulled a cracker at Christmas. Oh happy days


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I took my son to see Father Christmas at the local Shopping centre, it was disappointing really, he stank of booze and stale cigarette smoke, God knows what Santa must have thought of him.

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PersonMucker1884
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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 15/12/2014
I took my son to see Father Christmas at the local Shopping centre, it was disappointing really, he stank of booze and stale cigarette smoke, God knows what Santa must have thought of him.


One would hope that said Santa would lecture said son about the dangers such a lifestyle would bring to ones elf!!   



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PersonBaguette95
23/12/2014 at 9:45am
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BREAKING NEWS!
Santa's phoned in sick...



...He's got the Bah-Hum Bug!


          


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Personjeff juke
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Rudolph is not well..oh deer.

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PersonBaguette95
23/12/2014 at 9:21pm
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Still no eye-deer?


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24/12/2014 at 6:02am
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Last Christmas eve, my neighbour was far from impressed, when he saw my name "written in the snow" on his drive... in yellow!

Thankfully, he didn't notice it was in his 22 year old daughters handwriting!

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Personphantomtrucker
24/12/2014 at 11:50am
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What do angry mice send out at Christmas?.....
Cross mouse cards!

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PersonMiserly
26/12/2014 at 7:29pm
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Go on then,tell us what was in the other crackers.

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PersonBaguette95
26/12/2014 at 8:34pm
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What can Santa give away & keep?
A cold.


Which of Santa's reindeer need to mind their manners?
Rude Dolph!


Sorry, but ^ he ^ told me to!
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PersonBaguette95
27/12/2014 at 10:14pm
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I got my husband a wooden leg for Christmas.
It wasn't a main present,
Just a stocking filler!
       



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