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Personmoppetsdad
21/9/2015 at 5:44pm
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In a move to improve efficiency, the NHS has decided to merge both the National Sperm Bank and the National Blood Bank into one organisation.

This will create the largest bunch of bloody w*nkers known to man.


   I think I've worked out why only nine people have made donations to the National Sperm Bank.
It's probably because these days most people do their banking online...

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21/9/2015 at 5:49pm
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..... but it's noteworthy how much donations to the National Sperm Bank have dropped since proceedings in Parliament have been televised.





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21/9/2015 at 6:33pm
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Very good .

Everyone knows what types bankers are ,I imagine the staff are making quite large deposits

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They opened up a sperm bank near where I work in London. It was a total disaster however, only three people turned up, two of those came on the bus and the other one missed the tube.

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