In a move to improve efficiency, the NHS has decided to merge both the National Sperm Bank and the National Blood Bank into one organisation.
This will create the largest bunch of bloody w*nkers known to man.
I think I've worked out why only nine people have made donations to the National Sperm Bank.
It's probably because these days most people do their banking online...
They opened up a sperm bank near where I work in London. It was a total disaster however, only three people turned up, two of those came on the bus and the other one missed the tube.
------------- July: Brussels and Amsterdam
August: Lingfield, Mildenhall
A day of all things motorhome and campervan. The show is held both in the main indoor arena and across the grounds. Catering, hot drinks and food options are available. Easy access to the site and free parking included. Win one of five pairs of day tickets
Topic: The NHS
