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05/10/2015 at 7:24pm
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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse was rather astounded and she asked
"What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?"


The doctor replied, "Absolutely nothing for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs!"



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05/10/2015 at 7:55pm
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like it


05/10/2015 at 9:51pm
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Very good Jeff , a good old fashioned bell end tent .

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Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


06/10/2015 at 5:16pm
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and stops him rolling out of bed

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08/10/2015 at 7:36am
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and peeing on his slippers


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08/10/2015 at 9:18am
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Quote: Originally posted by Surfin on 08/10/2015
and peeing on his slippers



Oh no it doesn't!


09/10/2015 at 6:33pm
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You can now get it over the counter,which is amazing,couldn't even get it out of my pyjamas before.

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10/10/2015 at 3:40pm
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I use the Viagra eye drops.

 

Makes me look hard 17



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Finish what you sta



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