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pnefan

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I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife,
“Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then, as my wife wasn't sure she yelled "What?"
I repeated the gestures."Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that? She replies," "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!

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She would have fooled me. I'd have thought she'd said ask the cat.

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My wife had a visitor and when i asked who it was she pointed out this.Guess who it was ?

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The last part could have been different Jeff.

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I thought in was near the pea patch

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Ha!
When I was at uni, when being chatted up by an undesirable, the signal for rescue was to take the right hand, past the right boob & to the head. The meaning...right t1t head! Then the girls would come to the rescue.
Ah, the days before mobile phones, social media & tinterweb!

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All is clear now,Jeff just thought he chatted up a lot of deaf girls.

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Quote: Originally posted by pnefan on 10/4/2016
I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife,
“Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then, as my wife wasn't sure she yelled "What?"
I repeated the gestures."Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that? She replies," "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!

Thanks Brilliant

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