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10/7/2016 at 11:08pm
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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"


11/7/2016 at 5:45am
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Haha nice one was wondering where that was going


11/7/2016 at 4:40pm
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A cheep shot,copied from twitter.

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Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver


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Im really depressed now..

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


11/7/2016 at 8:38pm
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        You want chips with that ?


   


           

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


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12/7/2016 at 9:28am
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Welcome to the jokes section.

You obviously are not Scottish. The joke was well crafted, grammatically correct, lacking spelling errors, coherent and above all, funny.


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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 12/7/2016
Welcome to the jokes section.

You obviously are not Scottish. The joke was well crafted, grammatically correct, lacking spelling errors, coherent and above all, funny.




Phil Ness is just north of Inverness.

Jocks tell the best jokes you see.

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Quote:- Message posted by SGThomas on 12/7/2016 at 9:28am

     Welcome to the jokes section.

You obviously are not Scottish. The joke was well crafted, grammatically correct, lacking spelling errors, coherent and above all, funny.
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........ but the word 'funny' has, demonstratively, a different meaning in Essex than the rest of the English(*) speaking world




NB. (*) Americans do NOT speak English





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