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Subject Topic: The Wife.................
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PersonThe Bimblers
13/1/2017 at 1:51pm
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I know some of these are old (or new, if you're Jeff) but, nevertheless:--


My wife's gone to the West Indies
-Jamaica?
-No, she went of her own accord.


-My wife's gone to the Indian coast
-Goa?
-Phwoar! I'll say!


-My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
-Is she Russian?
-No, she's taking her time.


-My wife's gone to Northern Italy
-Genoa?
-I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.


-My wife's had an accident on a volcano
-Krakatoa?
-No. She broke her leg.


-My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
-Caracas
-Yes, absolutely loopy


-My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
-Wye?
-Search me.


-My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
-Kew?
-Yes, it was rather busy.


-My wife's gone to Malawi
-Lilongwe?
-Yes, about 5000 miles


-My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
-Inkhazi?
-Yes, constantly.


-My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-Seoul?
-No, R&B


-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-Qatar?
-Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks


-My wife had an accident in Slovenia
-Bled?
-like a stuck pig.


-My wife's parents are from Croatia
-Split?
-No, they're still happily married.


-My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
-Singapore?
-Terrible. And the rest of the band sucked too.


-My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
-In Dorset?
-Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.



Sorry..........

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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
:-)


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13/1/2017 at 9:56pm
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.


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My wife saw these jokes and became very Ill

Jamaica ?

Yes , in the khazi ,



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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,



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