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SGThomas

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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 20/3/2017
That's a bummer, poor chap, now what happens if he has a few too many down the pub, he can hardly get legless now can he!

Rat arsed?

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This is starting to become a tall story..

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

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Brought to my mind the story of a couple who went on a trip to africa,and whilst staying in their lodge in the jungle,found that every day a skunk and a snake would come in and make themselves at home.

They seemed so tame that at the end of the holiday,the husband said he would smuggle the snake home with him and to get through customs,would tie the snake as a belt around his trousers.

His wife decided she would also like to keep the skunk,and said the customs would never find it if she hid it down the front of her panties.

The husband said but what about the terrible smell my darling ??

She said I know its a risk,
but if the skunk dies it dies..............

SGThomas

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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 20/3/2017
This is starting to become a tall story..

On the contary

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Quick question: Can a Dwarf use a yoyo ?

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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.

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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 20/3/2017
Quick question: Can a Dwarf use a yoyo ?

Ask Frank, he's always sticking his nose into things like that, or so I am told.

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!

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It wont't work

When they are noses to noses, his toes are there
When they are toeses to toeses, his nose is there
And when he is there he has no one to talk to.

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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 20/3/2017
Quick question: Can a Dwarf use a yoyo ?

Better still, if you wind a cord around a dwarf he is a yoyo

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