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Anders-James

09/8/2017 at 3:52pm
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Husband tells his wife that her bottom reminds him of a rotating washing machine.
That night they go to bed and hubby gets a bit fruity, suggesting that they should do " the business" to which she replies "What, no way am I putting the washer on for such a small load"!

Mucker1884

09/8/2017 at 4:43pm
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Did he have to hand wash it himself?

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