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Personkennyboy14
03/1/2018 at 10:29pm
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Hang on I mean rhubarb


Personlissabuff
05/1/2018 at 9:55pm
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Quote: Originally posted by kennyboy14 on 03/1/2018
Hang on I mean rhubarb


surely you mean...whats long and thin,covered in skin and stuffed in tarts!

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PersonSamandRose
12/1/2018 at 1:57pm
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What's long, pink and hard in the morning?

The Financial Times crossword.

God bless repeats of QI

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Personkennyboy14
12/1/2018 at 2:20pm
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haha like that one


Personmoppetsdad
12/1/2018 at 2:44pm
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PersonSGThomas
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I can't count beyond seven in french.

I have a huit allergy


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14/1/2018 at 12:31pm
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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 14/1/2018
I can't count beyond seven in french.

I have a huit allergy


That must get on your neufs.


PersonSGThomas
16/1/2018 at 9:50am
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it is the same in English, I can't get beyond 19. It is too tense


PersonSean
16/1/2018 at 11:42am
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I cannot say 288...

It's too gross.


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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a hippopotamus?





Big holes all over Australia


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PersonSean
31/1/2018 at 2:33pm
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What do you get if you cross The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh?



Killed in a Paris tunnel.



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