Bloke goes to the docs and says "Doc,you have to help me ive got problems making love".
"I see by your records you have tried every thing thats on the market"Says the doctor.
"Thats true"replied the bloke," But surely there must be some thing out there".
"Well there just might be something "Said the doc "as they have been doing tests with the muscle from an elephants trunk".
"I will try anything i am desperate" replied the bloke.
So after the Op and a months recovery hes off on a date with some one he met on a dating site to a small cafe.
As their sitting at a table his penis comes up and swipes a bun from a plate.
"Did you see that"says the girl."See what"says the bloke.
"Some thing came up from your side of the table and swiped one of those buns off the table and disappeared under your side of the table" said the girl.
"Nope,never saw a thing "says the bloke.
A few minutes later his penis comes up and swipes another bun.
"There it is again"Said the girl."You must have seen that"
Knowing he has been found out the bloke decides to come clean and tells her of his trouble and the operation he had.
"Thats amazing could you do it again "says the girl.
"I could"says the bloke "but i dont think my arse could take another bun
A day of all things motorhome and campervan. The show is held both in the main indoor arena and across the grounds. Catering, hot drinks and food options are available. Easy access to the site and free parking included. Win one of five pairs of day tickets
Topic: The Operation
