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Subject Topic: Banned from B&Q
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PersonGreg M
08/6/2018 at 5:42pm
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The wife and I were walking around the timber department of B&Q today minding our own business when this guy in an orange apron walked up and asked me if I wanted decking.
Luckily I got the first punch in and put him down with a handy flower pot.
Very embaressing being manhandled out of the store.
Regards,
Greg

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Personmoppetsdad
08/6/2018 at 5:47pm
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Groan,, looks like some one has been borrowing Jeffs old joke book again.

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PersonGreg M
08/6/2018 at 6:03pm
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Hi David,
So sorry you were let down by my (ahem)true story.
Hope all is well in Norfolk.
Regards,
Greg
PS .
Jeff hangs on to his joke books.

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Personmoppetsdad
08/6/2018 at 6:37pm
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Hi Greg, and happy to report all is well in darkest Narfok apart for a little incident I had, I sneaked up behind the wife the other day while she was looking at the chickens and took her there and then and now I'm banned from Asda

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PersonSGThomas
08/6/2018 at 7:12pm
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Jeff    all is forgiven!


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PersonGreg M
08/6/2018 at 7:42pm
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Jeff,
Between David and I , I think you can post on here with your head held high.
As an ex workmate always said about my jokes "it will never replace humour".
Carry on Jeff.
Regards ,
Greg

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PersonMike3003
09/6/2018 at 9:47am
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PLEASE come back Jeff! 😳😳

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09/6/2018 at 10:44am
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Between David and I....tut tut


Personjeff juke
09/6/2018 at 1:57pm
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Thank you fans the king will return,(now where did i put that joke book)

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JEFF................


PersonDelta9
22/6/2018 at 6:44pm
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Be quiet jeffo😝

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