There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
”BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
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Quote: Originally posted by urmo on 23/8/2018
"Chubby" has been my pet name for my oh since before we were married. Of course,she has had to grow into it.
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------------- I started out with nothing and I've still got most of it left - Seasick Steve 2008
A girl once asked me if after trying on a new dress "Does this make my bum look big" To which I replied "No darling it's all that chocolate you eat that makes your bum look big"
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Topic: Guts or Balls
