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08/10/2018 at 3:06pm
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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn ,so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.


"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."


"Don't worry." John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."


The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.


Come morning, the weather had cleared so they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.


But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.


He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good looking widow on the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”


"Yes, I do." said Shawn.


"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"


"Well, um, yes." Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."


"And did you happen to give her my name and address instead of telling her your name?"


Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


08/10/2018 at 4:22pm
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One of the best jokes I've heard for a long time.


08/10/2018 at 4:56pm
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Nice unexpected twist,, good stuff

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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


08/10/2018 at 11:01pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


09/10/2018 at 7:09pm
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I had to stop at "attractive widow".

What was an Englishwoman doing up there?


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09/10/2018 at 7:13pm
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😁


10/10/2018 at 6:53am
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Haha, very good!


10/10/2018 at 7:00am
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Great karma


10/10/2018 at 12:16pm
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DS-There's more to life than football!!!


10/10/2018 at 11:27pm
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11/10/2018 at 8:53am
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Quote: Originally posted by tango55 on 08/10/2018
One of the best jokes I've heard for a long time.



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