An old uncle of mine was a pro Wrestler, fighting wrestlers from all over the world.
Not long before he died I asked him who was the most fearsome Wrestler he had fought “that’s easy” he replied “Ivan the Cosack”. Now even I had heard about “Ivan the Cosack” he had crushed many men, bending them in half with the “Cosack Crush”
“How did you do uncle?” I asked “I beat him! The only man outside of Russia to do so”. “Wow, But did he not get you in the Cosack Crush uncle” I asked “Well yes he did, and I thought I was done for until I saw a big hairy pair of balls dangling right in front of my face”. “ Did you bite his balls uncle?”
“Yes I did, as hard as I could lad” came the reply “I bet he let you go then uncle”. Uncle looked me straight in the eye and said. “Not really lad, but you would be surprised what strength you sum up when you bite your own balls!” 😳😳
Quote: Originally posted by kennyboy14 on 06/11/2018
Look out Mike ,Jeff will be after you, it was originally a Billy Connolly joke Ivan the Terrible , still funny tho
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Topic: Wrestler
