0810; Feminist walked past and said it was sexist and there should be a snow woman.
0815; Made a snow woman.
0817; Feminist complained about the voluptuous chest and said I was objectifying women.
0820; Transgender man/woman/person walked up and enquires why no snow person with detachable parts.
0825; Vegan neighbour complains about carrot nose because vegetables are food and not decoration.
0828; Muslim neighbour complains that snow woman is not wearing a burka.
0840; Police arrived and said that someone had been offended.
0842; Feminist neighbour complained that snow woman's broomstick should be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
0845; Council Equality Officer arrived threatening to evict me.
0850; TV news crew from Channel 4 arrive and asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women.I replied snowballs. Now I'm accused of sexism.
0900; On Channel 4 news I'm reported as a suspected terrorist racist homophobic sensibility offender taking advantage of bad weather.
0920; Far left protestors, offended by everything, march down my street calling for me to be beheaded.
A day of all things motorhome and campervan. The show is held both in the main indoor arena and across the grounds. Catering, hot drinks and food options are available. Easy access to the site and free parking included. Win one of five pairs of day tickets
Topic: Political correctness.
