0810; Feminist walked past and said it was sexist and there should be a snow woman.
0815; Made a snow woman.
0817; Feminist complained about the voluptuous chest and said I was objectifying women.
0820; Transgender man/woman/person walked up and enquires why no snow person with detachable parts.
0825; Vegan neighbour complains about carrot nose because vegetables are food and not decoration.
0828; Muslim neighbour complains that snow woman is not wearing a burka.
0840; Police arrived and said that someone had been offended.
0842; Feminist neighbour complained that snow woman's broomstick should be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
0845; Council Equality Officer arrived threatening to evict me.
0850; TV news crew from Channel 4 arrive and asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow women.I replied snowballs. Now I'm accused of sexism.
0900; On Channel 4 news I'm reported as a suspected terrorist racist homophobic sensibility offender taking advantage of bad weather.
0920; Far left protestors, offended by everything, march down my street calling for me to be beheaded.
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Topic: Political correctness.
