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16/2/2019 at 3:44pm
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We were having sex when my 6 year old daughter opened the door and walked into the bedroom.

We explained that we were trying to get her a little brother.

She thought for a moment, then solemnly declared that we should do it doggy style because she'd rather have a puppy.





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16/2/2019 at 6:35pm
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Mmmmmm wee bit near the bit me thinks

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17/2/2019 at 8:56am
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After a paws for thought , I thought it was funny


22/2/2019 at 10:19pm
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Reminded me to put vaseline on the shopping list,it makes life a little easier in the bedroom.
Just a bit on the door handle will stop the kids bursting in every time.




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