How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to the latest spec.
Dachshund: How am I supposed to reach that, you prat?
Rottweiler: Make me………..
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I? Huh? Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, let me, please!!!!
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from this dark room, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made one more perimeter check to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? Sorry, but I don’t see any light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is…… right there…. look….. there…...
Greyhound: It isn’t moving so wake me later.
Australian Shepherd; First, I’ll put all the bulbs in a little circle………
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he’s finished re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry!
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