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02/3/2020 at 7:56am
 Location: Leiston Suffolk
 Outfit: Bailey Indiana Vauxhall Antara
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Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £4000. Top hat & tails rental £250.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £15 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are physically unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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Steve Batch


02/3/2020 at 9:41am
 Location: Foothills of the Pennines (East side)
 Outfit: Elddis xplore 302
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via mobile 02/3/2020 at 7:50pm
 Location: Preston
 Outfit: None
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03/3/2020 at 7:43am
 Location: None Entered
 Outfit: Autocruise Wentworth
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You must have met me at some time Steve. 👍😂👍


via mobile 09/3/2020 at 9:14pm
 Location: None Entered
 Outfit: Bailey Pegasus 462
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26/3/2020 at 11:09pm
 Location: Southport
 Outfit: Adria Adora Premium Yeti 4x4 run about
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