In the same pub I was being chatty with a somewhat aesthetically challenged maiden. After a few beers she asked me why I was being called "Sledge by all my mates. "Was it because I was a smooth glider? she wanted to know.
I told her, "Nope! It's because I'm always getting pulled by dogs!"
I can only just see the keyboard now, before you ask!
------------- Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
In the pub, two girls were talking... one said, So and so has had her baby. It's a boy and they're calling him Mark, but spelled with a 'C'.
Other girl looks puzzled and says, you mean 'Cark'?
------------- Two drifters off to see the world.
I'm tired of reality, so I'm off to look for a good fantasy.
A day of all things motorhome and campervan. The show is held both in the main indoor arena and across the grounds. Catering, hot drinks and food options are available. Easy access to the site and free parking included. Win one of five pairs of day tickets
Topic: Trouble in the Pub
via mobile 08/8/2025 at 8:32pm
