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 A camping poem!

by me ...ok so I am bored

One day we had this bright idea, cheap holidays we shall have!

We love outdoors and the countryside and to miss out would be mad.

So we buy a tent ,then stove and ..a lamp , some pots , 5 chairs a bed!

Hang on a minute..whats all this my husband cries?

....its going to our heads!

I can't keep out the camping shop, There's too much stuff to choose.

It takes 3 days to set it up and its a 3 mile walk to the loo's.

But nothing is better than that camping smell, when you wake up in the morning!

Did someone mention camping sale? I think I'll buy an awning.

Edit: please add your own verse if you like!

Now now my husband did exclame ,this really is quite silly!

But I want some thermal camping mats, the nights are far too chilly

So off I go , I cant resist, to see what is reduced.

I come home with 2 sleeping bags , folding table and new boots!

I wish they wouldn't advertise, its all just far to tempting.

I soon will have to buy a new house to fit my flaming tent in.

(come on people feel free to join in lol!)

( feel free to join in lol!)

I don't know why we chose to do this, they said it would be cheap.

All the kit we have collected, is there in a big heap.

I've spent a fortune and still want more, damn those sales in the store!