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22/7/2010 at 7:14pm
 Location: Worcestershire
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Quote: Originally posted by winter1 on 22/7/2010
Quote: Originally posted by Roy Orbit on 21/7/2010

I have been reading a lot here and see that lots of couples share their tents for many weeks each year. I know its a touchy subject, but it can be tastefully done, so, any tips for a little 'slap & tickle' without alerting the other campers ?

I would guess its lights out for sure, otherwise it'll be like a shadow puppet show.

Over to you............



Post last edited on 21/07/2010 23:10:02
Slap & Tickle reminds me of carry on camping!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOH MATRON!!!!!


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Those who know don't talk.


22/7/2010 at 7:47pm
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We were camping in a storm on this campsite, howling gales and lashing rain, the young couple near to us either thought we wouldn't hear or just didn't care, were going 'at it' hammer and tong and we heard everything, they were very impressive, i nearly gave them a round of applause when they had finished, they were that good i even had a cigarette and i don't smoke, never saw them surface the following day though.


22/7/2010 at 7:52pm
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Just been reading this with a drink after work & it has made me laugh.  Reminded me of my first camping trip to Cornwall a few light years ago with a boyfriend, you know what it is like when you are young & in love.  I remember that we kept knocking over the main pole in our enthusiasm . I convinced myself that our neighbours wouldnt know why it kept falling down - oh dear, nothing like self deluson.



22/7/2010 at 7:58pm
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We were camping in a storm on this campsite, howling gales and lashing rain, the young couple near to us either thought we wouldn't hear or just didn't care, were going 'at it' hammer and tong and we heard everything, they were very impressive, i nearly gave them a round of applause when they had finished, they were that good i even had a cigarette and i don't smoke, never saw them surface the following day though.

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Quote: Originally posted by mitchum44 on 22/7/2010
they were that good i even had a cigarette and i don't smoke




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22/7/2010 at 8:08pm
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Quote: Originally posted by KentishTricia on 22/7/2010

 they were that good i even had a cigarette and i don't smoke,

 

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When camping with kids you need to be inventive

Missus sat on top and then sing nursery ryhmes.

Ride a Cockhorse to Banbury Cross is a goodun.

Gee up Neddy to the Fair.

And the for the Grande Finale

For he's a Jolly Good fellow



22/7/2010 at 9:06pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Surfin on 22/7/2010
When camping with kids you need to be inventive

Missus sat on top and then sing nursery ryhmes.

Ride a Cockhorse to Banbury Cross is a goodun.

Gee up Neddy to the Fair.

And the for the Grande Finale

For he's a Jolly Good fellow


  You mean you manage to get through all three??  Sheeeesh ...

   Least you tenters dont have to concern yourselves with the caravan rocking ...and the awning floor amongst the wellies and the cadac, on a breathable groundsheet with the rain soaking through dampens your ardour somewhat let me tell you ....



22/7/2010 at 10:55pm
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gimp masks for all involved. 


22/7/2010 at 11:03pm
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We just don't do 'it' when camping

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24/7/2010 at 10:00pm
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25/7/2010 at 7:33am
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Quote: Originally posted by TraceyD on 22/7/2010

Quote: Originally posted by a.lawton650 on 22/7/2010


their's nothing quite like popping into the tent after a lovely days walking for that 'afternoon kip', its fun espesually in our tent as we tend to have three dogs whatching us, just keep your giggles to a minimum and try your damndest to keep yourselfs from leaning on the sides of the tent then nobody will know what you are up to unless one of you is noisy at the end...erm not to taistful (sorry moderator!)

Me and OH can't even hold hands or cuddle in front of our lab Bailey, he jumps in between us, so wouldn't even attempt anything else!!


Bit like Comet - Can I join in?   Can I join in?   bad enough at home with him - impossible when camping, especially with two kids in the camper.   Last time we tried Alice wanted to know why the camper was rocking, and when we said it was the wind she was frightened so I had to go back to my bed, which I share with her.  Richard tends to take up a whole side of the camper to himself as he sleeps diagonally across the bed, so Alice and I have the other bed, and Pip the table.  Comet tends to share with Alice and me.  

 

I can remember coming back from the loo block one rather wet afternoon, and hearing a camper rocking rythmically - wasn't jealous - honest.



25/7/2010 at 10:27pm
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We mainly do it camping

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26/7/2010 at 12:08am
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I cant wait until our daughter decides she's to old for camping, looking forward to trying "it" in a tent

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26/7/2010 at 12:27am
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Well, one of the advantages of being...er....mediocre in the sack is that noone on site notices when youre at it......unfortunately that includes my wife!



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