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Subject Topic: I`m CAMPING this weekend.
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24/6/2011 at 10:31pm
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Can anyone think of any double entendre that relate to our favourite hobby? I know my mate laughs whenever I say I am camping this weekend.

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Did not camp once last year due to work. This year will be different.


24/6/2011 at 11:19pm
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Take him along an he can help eith your erection

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24/6/2011 at 11:22pm
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Heh heh - these are not double entendres exactly, but I have an amusing teatowel produced by the Quilters Guild covered in random writings on a 'do it' theme, (Quilters do it - in any direction/ in the ditch/with vermicelli/on the table, etc etc) which would adapt very well to camping...

For example...

Campers do it - in the woods/ in rows/ in wellingtons/ well pegged down/ in all weathers/ with a wind-up torch - you get the idea!

Er... *cough* exactly how family-friendly are these threads supposed to be?!



25/6/2011 at 7:48am
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Well there have been references to the bondage potential of delta pegs in the past, not to mention "getting vangoed" and other similar terms (search for "nookie in a tent" if you are one of the 7 people in the entire world who haven't seen that thread).

Campers do it in the rain?
Even if it's windy?
Under canvas?
On a SIM?
In a sleeping bag?
Under the trees?





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Sounds like Louie Spence, he dosn't even need a tent or a campsite to go camping!


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25/6/2011 at 10:43am
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tell him your going camping an that you hope you dont have any trouble getting it up


25/6/2011 at 5:48pm
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LOVE IT! Brilliant comments.

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