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Topic: Megamat owners

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purplebean

12/10/2014 at 8:21pm
Location: West Yorkshire
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You know the pump for the megamat. Well tonight my 10 year old son sat holding one and pressing it, every time he did the end that attaches to the mat stood upright. All the while he was saying "StraIght penis, floppy penis" my husband and I could not speak for laughing

Mucker1884

12/10/2014 at 9:05pm
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Yeah... laughing now!!

Wait 'til he's saying it... and the pump's packed away!!

By my limited experience, you've got about another 2 and a half years to still find it cute/funny!!

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VangoMan02

12/10/2014 at 9:13pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Mucker1884 on 12/10/2014
Yeah... laughing now!!

Wait 'til he's saying it... and the pump's packed away!!

By my limited experience, you've got about another 2 and a half years to still find it cute/funny!!

lol!! or a phonecall from the school

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bridgeywidge

13/10/2014 at 10:01pm
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Oh dear, it was another "spat out my wine" moment. Thank you so much for sharing, I think.

See, it's the perfect bed-mate: warm, inviting, comfortable, comes with a self-inflating nozzle (oo er missus) and a sense of humour. What more does a girl want?

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cpaalp

18/10/2014 at 5:50pm
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Ha ha!

Told husband and he's just shown me a clip on You Tube -wobbly sausage - take a look!

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