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Blimey, better get me some of those 3 wick jobbies. That'll really keep the little buers at bay! Gotta love Tesco!

I'd best decorate a bigger candle plate then. Now if only I could get off ukcs and get me glass paints out.... Nah, never happen-lol

Hippy Chick,

Shall we start a support forum "How to get off the forum" forum?

I've already begged and pleaded with someone to come up with a support group 'ukcsanon', but still no joy-lol 

However, I think I've finally come up with the solution and here's what you need to make it: Blue Peter would be so-o-o proud!

1 chair, 1 alarm clock, 1 12v battery, (nah, better make it about 10 - one wouldn't be powerful enough), 1 length of cable with enough connections and crocodile clips to fix it to the 10 12v batteries and the chair.

Method: Wire it all up so that the chair get regular electric blasts which will be guaranteed to eject you from your chair hence off the pc!

Caution: Have yet to test this myself as I'm not totally sure that the long hair standing on end will be the look I'm after-lol

This may not be the solution everybody's after, but I'm getting desperate here chaps!

And if all else fails, just do what I've already done. Got the old porta potti positioned right by my chair on one side, small table with electric kettle, teapot, teabags, 5 litre bottle of water and milk in a coolbag on the other! Then you've never got to leave the pc..........Lol!

Blimey, am I the only person doing my food shop in tesco's now ?

These cheap deals in Tesco's are great in the short term until they have put all the local stores out of business!!  Can't blame people but it does depress me.

Interestingly I live in a rather equestrian area and so they are now stocking feed buckets, horse rugs and jophurs.  So having cleared out all our vege and fruit shops, all our reasonably priced butchers etc they are now aiming at the only local retailer left.

Our streets are now just building societies, charity shops and estate agents.  Wonderful. Since they have successfully cleared the butchers I have noticed the very poor quality of the meat and vegetables they stock.  The meat is never hung properly because of course that reduces weight and lacks flavour, the vegetables are tastless and the fruit is sold underipe and tastless.  Strawberries are just like ... well they are plastic.

Seriously everybody we are being taken over by this retailer.