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Subject Topic: Deaden the noise of number 1s
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Message posted by HEJC7225/7/2009 at 9:59am
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Just sing very loudly!!!!!17

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Message posted by alan2925/7/2009 at 11:33am
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Why worry, we all have to wee. If you couldn't wee - that would be something serious to worry about.

Message posted by Izbiz25/7/2009 at 11:42am
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Enjoy the walk to the toilet block in the night, look at the stars etc.  Where we camp on the Brittany coast we all love looking at the lighthouses, lights from marker buoys out at sea, stars, satellites etc.  We never use torches, as it is all to easy to shine them into other people's tents/faces  - your eyes get used to the dark.

Message posted by fatbloke2825/7/2009 at 3:31pm
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take a whoopy cushion and pretend its number two's dropping a banana onto the groundsheet after groaning (several times)should fool that overhearing neighbour.
making the sound nnnnnngggg will fool him for sure and you will get a look of sympathy next morning.
a great ice breaker

dragging a bucket (dragging mind)to the loos next morning will make sure your spoken about kindly

Message posted by happy campers1425/7/2009 at 4:05pm
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wood based cat litter for us, soaks it up so no worry of spills

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Message posted by Simon W25/7/2009 at 4:31pm
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Quote: Originally posted by simon23 on 24/7/2009
one more glass of wine so your in a coma and dont wake till morning then run like maed to toilets

Yes Im in that camp too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  17

You could always take a hose pipe - oops - sorry no - thats for us blokes !!!



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Message posted by dumb blonde25/7/2009 at 9:15pm
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you must know the couples pretty well to be camping with them,so dont worry,do your bizz and make a joke of it,they are in the same position17

Message posted by genie0425/7/2009 at 9:48pm
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well...I discovered that contrary to hovering over the half filled loo ( bucket ) trying to widdle down the side.... as I used to do ( stil noisy ) - if you have a rotund bum ( or even if you don't !! )...then actually sit tight on the loo ( bucket )...seal any gaps - and this has the effect of drowing out the sound.  Try it.  it works.

Message posted by Gareth2925/7/2009 at 10:08pm
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Buy one of those remote control 'fart boxes' and hide it in their tent, when you go for a wee keep pressing the remote to drown out your sound with the sound of trumps coming from their tent, a bargain at £9.99!

Message posted by Cliff n Pat26/7/2009 at 8:40am
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Quote: Originally posted by genie04 on 25/7/2009
well...I discovered that contrary to hovering over the half filled loo ( bucket ) trying to widdle down the side.... as I used to do ( stil noisy ) - if you have a rotund bum ( or even if you don't !! )...then actually sit tight on the loo ( bucket )...seal any gaps - and this has the effect of drowing out the sound.  Try it.  it works.


All well & good but if you fart do you spin round on the seat like a hovercraft.


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Message posted by william20020026/7/2009 at 4:47pm
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ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! My OH has no problems letting the whole campsite hear his farts that me having a loud wee pales into significance!!!!!!

Message posted by Stonehouse26/7/2009 at 4:50pm
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PMSL, i just had to post on this just cos it all made me laugh!!

Inceidentally we have a khampa Khazi for emergency only!  I try and walk to the block before we call it a night, im more taked about for walking about i PJs than my noisy wee's!!


Message posted by genie0426/7/2009 at 5:14pm
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cliff n pat....I don't do things like that.  Uncouth. 17  Always find it revolting having to listen to camping neighbours do it aswell.  There's accidentally doing it and there's forcing out farts and belches every five minutes just for the heck of it.  Very unsophisticated.

Message posted by HT James26/7/2009 at 5:23pm
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I don't have an answer to the OP, but I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thank you all for lifting my mood on a very gloomy Sunday afternoon.

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Message posted by william20020026/7/2009 at 6:01pm
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Quote: Originally posted by genie04 on 26/7/2009
cliff n pat....I don't do things like that.  Uncouth. <IMG border=0 align=absMiddle src="https://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/forum_images/smiley2.gif" alt=17>  Always find it revolting having to listen to camping neighbours do it aswell.  There's accidentally doing it and there's forcing out farts and belches every five minutes just for the heck of it.  Very unsophisticated.


THANK YOU!!!! Just shown my OH this so he knows what our unfortunate neighbours are having to put up with! But i will try to wee quieter in future now!!!

Message posted by blacklagoon29/7/2009 at 8:18pm
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thank you all for these excellent tips and advice.they will certainly stop any more embarrassing night time scenarios.

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