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Subject Topic: Wondered why he was laughing
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26/9/2014 at 10:06pm
 Location: Stockton on Tees
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At Trebes and right next to the river,so i asked the manager about fishing.My French is not very good but I try. I was asking if there were pike in the river, he started to laugh and spoke to his friend who also had a laugh.Turns out I asked him if there were any kebabs in the river!!!
Pike = brochet
Kebabs = brochette
We have a laugh dont we!


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26/9/2014 at 10:17pm
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26/9/2014 at 11:47pm
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It is just too easy to get it wrong!!! We've decided it's back to French classes for us.

We were on a totally French site, and you realise just how inadequate your French is for 'conversation' rather than just asking for a pitch, a jeton for the washing or where the nearest supermarket is.  The site owner/manager spoke absolutely no French, nor did his wife.  Fortunately one French motorhomer staying there spoke enough English to translate so we had the most amazing multiple-way conversations, using him as a translator!  Thank you Jacques!

We had a 'menu' mix up, when we thought we'd ordered steaks, and ended up with steak hache.  The site owner, after many apologies, cooked us a steak to share between us, gave us a bottle of wine, and didn't charge us for either!  But the steak haches were delicious, and home-made anyway, and we'd have been more than happy to just have them!!

We're going back next year!!



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27/9/2014 at 8:10am
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Think you meant "absolutely no English" lol
Last week in Palamos OH asked for rosado and got small glass of milky coffee,instead of a glass of Rose wine.All good fun though.


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27/9/2014 at 8:34am
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A friend of mine, being asked by his neighbour where his wife was, got the words 'matelas' and 'matelot' mixed up and informed him that she had gone to buy a new sailor. She had gone for a new mattress.


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27/9/2014 at 2:47pm
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You can come unstuck in many languages.

Many years ago, in Milan, my wife was telling some people that she had gone to the casino in San Remo and come away with some extra money.

Unfortunately the word "casino" has two pronunciations.
casino means the place where you gamble
casino means a brothel.

She suddenly became the centre of interest for the Italian males.


27/9/2014 at 3:37pm
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I was once asked to translate the contents of the jars of organic rillettes into English. This was for the 'blackboard' Potted pork for the rillettes was fine, but when I wrote down that the product contained no preservatives, there were some very funny looks. Preservatives, as you know, are condoms in French!


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27/9/2014 at 11:03pm
 Location: Nottingham
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a friend of mine asked for a "boutelle de bier et deux glass" wanting two glasses with his bottle of beer - you guessed it, he got two ice creams and a beer.

also in Italy, if you pronounce "pene" pasta incorrectly, it means "little penises"

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28/9/2014 at 8:48am
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Ha ha, love these stories.
Just reminded me of another of my blunders.
When asked how old my dog is i said he has 6 donkeys.
I think the word for year is an and the word for donkey is ane.



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