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05/3/2013 at 7:28pm
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I took the dress off my little lady today and underneath she was pristine. Glowing in fact. Spotlessly clean and virgin white - apart from the decals.

She needed to be dressed in side to cover her emptyness. Furnishings reinstalled and the bed made ready.

Then, as if to forget she was a lady I had to test her waters. They were fine. She just ran hot and cold

Does she still have glowing lights? Tested and sparkling

Oh and how she flushed!

Yes its that time of year to get the litle lady out of her hibernation and give her a full medical. I treated her gently of course.

She is fine....it's just my pulse rate that is running away...almost ready for the first trip of the year and the Peak District is calling. Nearly ready........

Doesn't it make you feel good to be alive and kicking?

Anyone else ready?

 

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I'm always ready Phil.

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05/3/2013 at 7:40pm
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Off this weekend

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05/3/2013 at 7:50pm
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I think you're doing the sex bit wrongly!


05/3/2013 at 8:35pm
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Glad I'm a tent man ,,, lol
Phil , you made me laugh , thank you....

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05/3/2013 at 8:39pm
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Quote: Originally posted by jaiash on 05/3/2013
I think you're doing the sex bit wrongly!


No not at all....after a while...this is the real thing...its an age thing I suppose

Phil



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i dont want to get any older then lol


05/3/2013 at 9:41pm
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just love your sense of humor phil are we going to get some holiday blogs again this year lol

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05/3/2013 at 9:59pm
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I certainly hope so Lyn. The season is young and almost virginal (can I say that?) and we have to wander.

Just been out and wandered around the little darling, making sure she is safe. There is a sea fret creeping up the street, like a shroud it covers bleeker street (for all you rather old Simon and Garfunkle fans). (Look it up!!!). Just hoping that the fret does not turn to ice.  

Did you ever see the film "the Fog"? Its a bit like that around here tonight. The light of the Flamborough Lighhouse is hardly distinct. Very eerie.

Good Night

Phil



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05/3/2013 at 10:02pm
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Thought I was reading Fifty Shades again then!!

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05/3/2013 at 10:14pm
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hope i get this right...........

behind every good man is a good lady.



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I think Phils never had sex

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


06/3/2013 at 6:51am
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You're too young to understand Jeff!!!!

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Quote: Originally posted by cwdc56768 on 06/3/2013
You're too young to understand Jeff!!!!


You should make sure your 'lady' is still alive :)


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I was thinking I'll leave that sort of hanky panky to you Phil and stick with what I know! however, I've just had a very rude thought?

While I was away on Holiday, the Garden Centre where my workshop is based was sold, quite how this affects me is still in the balance.
The problems is though, we also had a young lad washing cars and he's gone!. He used to wash our van, including the roof for £15 and good luck to him! but now though it looks like I'll be indulging in the same sort of rude shenanigans as you so I hope I feel as satisfied after?!!


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Very amusing, Phil!

It will be my turn soon. Not going away until next month though, so still tripping over all the things in here that should be in there....

Many thanks for your good advice recently!

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