I think she mis-heard .........Looshill earlier this year
"I didn't f*** it up"...I said "jack it up"..............(voices being raised) Pandy in May
Sometimes love just flies out of the window doesn't it? Shame....Once the setting up is finished and the tea is made it's all peace and love again...Ahhhhhh
Phil
------------- If you're not on a fell your wasting your feet and for 2014 it's.......Feb Castleton Mar North Yors Moors; Apr Sutton on Sea; May Thirsk; Jun Clapham/Riverside (Lakes); July Wharfedale; August Crakehall; Sept Knaresborough; Oct Wirral Park/Clitheroe
This summer my daughter fell into uncontrollable laughter after going to bed, that starting the rest of the family going, and, before we knew it, all the surrounding tents had joined in. Great camping camaraderie !
The funniest thing we heard (appologise in advance for lowering the tone) was a oldish couple putting the tent up and the lady said the man is it in yet. They were on about the ring and pin system. Their two teenage grandkids made it funny by laughing out loud and telling their nana to stop being so rude and to take it inside the tent.
Amy
We were attemping to put up our FC awning ( a large one) for the first time on a campsite and my mil asked near by campers if they wanted to come and watch something funny, (they were in a motorhome themselves and very smug about their windout awning) Hubby got his own back by saying that his mum was about to start pole dancing so yes very funny. (she was holding up an awning pole at the time!
Quote: Originally posted by Janx on 23/8/2011
Heard this a few years ago from the people in the caravan next door to their child of about 6 who was playing up......
'if you don't behave we won't let you stay up to watch casualty'......
Ours would have played up more so the didn't HAVE to watch it!
It became a standing joke with our kids we still say it now and thay are grown up.
And if you behave any worse you'll end up in casualty.
Twenty years ago tenting in Cornwall.
We went to bed as soon as darkness fell and didn't see the young couple turn up and pitch next to us.
When we could hear that he was obviously pumping up their airbed she says to him " is it hard yet? "
Every camper within a hundred yards started howling with laughter.
Towards the end of last summer I heard a scraping sound coming from across the site. On looking out of the window I could see a car dragging a caravan towards the service road with the rear steadies of the 'van still wound down. The man was driving and the lady was standing there with a puzzled look on her face. I can't repeat what was said between them but I would not have wanted to be in the car with them on the way home!
------------- 'A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree'
I overheard a conversation a few years back when two couples were talking about the risk of fire when one commented saying that in their local paper, a football field changing rooms had recently gone up in flames. She continued....."The Police think it might be Arsenal" !!
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Topic: Funny Things you hear on campsites
