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(not a dig at you, FallenAngel!) x

you know what some people are like though you dog drops one you could pick it wash the arie down and even dry it off and they would complain. It must be a sad life for them but i have come across a few not just camping in all aries of life. I love nothing better than to take my dogs out esocily cos i use wheel chairs and mobility scooter you can see them ready to pounce cos they think i  wont pick up and its fun when by dog does it were i tell them and if i am quick i can get it caught on paper  there faces drop lol

Ha!  Love it.  I normally carry a small pot of green paint and a 4” brush, so that if my dog discolours the grass when he wees, I can immediately rectify any damage.  If anyone complains when he poos, I distract their attention by flinging a copy of the Daily Mail in their general direction whilst shouting “Politically correct job-seeking immigrants gone mad”.  In the ensuing confusion, I scoop up the offending turd and then complain about some random, insignificant issue.  This helps me blend in and I am usually able to effect an escape.

Ssshhhh.  Tell no-one.

Eat this email if captured.

Quote: Originally posted by GreenDave on 12/8/2010

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Ha!  Love it.  I normally carry a small pot of green paint and a 4” brush, so that if my dog discolours the grass when he wees, I can immediately rectify any damage.  If anyone complains when he poos, I distract their attention by flinging a copy of the Daily Mail in their general direction whilst shouting “Politically correct job-seeking immigrants gone mad”.  In the ensuing confusion, I scoop up the offending turd and then complain about some random, insignificant issue.  This helps me blend in and I am usually able to effect an escape.

 

Ssshhhh.  Tell no-one.

 

Eat this email if captured.

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Aha!  The additional benefit of carrying a can of paint (and a 4" brush)...  Not only can you camouflage damage from your own dog, but if you see another dog offending, you can paint him green.

If you see an owner walking a green dog, throw stones at him.  These people need to learn.

...or paint the owner green too.  That works equally well.

OK, this is getting daft now and reading this, the majority are giving the same advice

Thanks for the input peeps, time to close.

Cheers  Ratty